Have you noticed how difficult it is just to get along in the world? If you're no good at all in your job, people treat you badly and eventually you will be unemployed. And if you're a little better than competent, everyone expects miracles from you, every single time. Like most of life, it's a no-win situation. And if you dare to mention it, no matter how creatively you phrase your complaints, you are shunned as a whiner.

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.

That's why I liked him, I think. Another guy pretending to be human, just like me.

The mind picks some very bad times to take a walk doesn't it?

I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport.

I was filled with dread at the thought my mind had skipped town and left me behind to pay the rent." --Dexter

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?