Why bother inflicting enormous pain on yourself when sooner or later Life would certainly get around to doing it for you?

The whole point of wearing a disguise was to be seen wearing her.

First things first has always been my motto, mostly because it makes absolutely no sense - after all, if first things were second or third, they wouldn't be first things, would they? Still, cliches exist to comfort the feeble minded, not to provide any actual meaning.

Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical.

I think that's nice, and if I could have feelings at all I would have them for Deb.

In its own way the kiss had been an act of murder.

The faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock the doors of perception.