Of course, having information to use is one thing. Knowing what it means and how to use it is a different story.

That's why I liked him, I think. Another guy pretending to be human, just like me.

Perhaps because I'll never be one, humans are interesting to me.

Or was he saying, "Hi! Wanna play?" And I did. Of course I did.

It's terrible to have to depend on someone else.

Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake.

I don't do my job to catch the bad guys. Why would I want to do that? No, I do my job to make order out of chaos.