Perhaps because I'll never be one, humans are interesting to me.
Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical.
The key to a happy life is to have accomplishments to be proud of and purpose to look forward to, and at the moment I had both. How wonderful it was to be me.
And here I always thought morality was useless.
She really did like me, the idiot.
I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long.