Perhaps because I'll never be one, humans are interesting to me.

Could this be the Apocalypse ?

you can’t use logic on human behavior.

I had killed our careful relationship by driving my tongue through its heart and pushing it off a cliff.

No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.

There is a simple, logical explanation,' I said to myself. And because you never know who else is listening, I added, 'And there is nothing under the bed.'" --Dexter

Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake.