Really now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?

...being torn apart by far too many loyalties that could not possibly live together in the same brain.

First things first has always been my motto, mostly because it makes absolutely no sense - after all, if first things were second or third, they wouldn't be first things, would they? Still, cliches exist to comfort the feeble minded, not to provide any actual meaning.

No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.

IN MY LIFELONG STUDY OF HUMAN BEINGS, I HAVE FOUND that no matter how hard they might try, they have found no way yet to prevent the arrival of Monday morning. And they do try, of course, but Monday always comes, and all the drones have to scuttle back to their dreary workaday lives of meaningless toil and suffering.

Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it who could do that, but did that mean we had to miss lunch?

Of course, having information to use is one thing. Knowing what it means and how to use it is a different story.