Really now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?

I am unlovable...I have tried to involve myself in other people, in relationships, and even - in my sillier moments - in love. But it doesn't work. Something in me is broken or missing and sooner or later the other person catches me Acting or one of Those Nights comes along.

You're driving me NORMAL!

Detective, I don't know where the boyfriend is, really," I said. And it was true, considering tide, current, and the habits of marine scavengers. -Dexter

I really am guilty, of many somethings, all of them lethal and very enjoyable and technically not quite legal.

They like to tell us that it is important to speak the truth, but it has been my experience that real happiness lies in having people tell you what you want to believe, usually not the same thing at all, and if you have to stub your toe on the truth later, so be it.

The mind picks some very bad times to take a walk doesn't it?