It happens; incompetence is rewarded more often than not.

I don't do my job to catch the bad guys. Why would I want to do that? No, I do my job to make order out of chaos.

I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.

Stop the nurse like the monkey.

Anybody can be charming if they don't mind faking it, saying all the stupid, obvious, nauseating things that a conscience keeps most people from saying. Happily, I don't have a conscience. I say them.

It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that they come to with their problems.

you can’t use logic on human behavior.