It happens; incompetence is rewarded more often than not.

I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book

Rectory always sounded to me like a place where you would find a proctologist.

I thought about the nice clothes that I always wore. Well of course I did. I took pride in being the best dressed monster in Dade County.

I stood up. It was all too much. I could not even meet my own expectations, and to be asked to deal with all theirs too was suffocating.

It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that they come to with their problems.

I am unlovable...I have tried to involve myself in other people, in relationships, and even - in my sillier moments - in love. But it doesn't work. Something in me is broken or missing and sooner or later the other person catches me Acting or one of Those Nights comes along.