The real question is how do you stay funny in your 70s and 80s? And that's a real accomplishment, you know, the longevity.

You know, sometimes I worry, you know, is comedy and my type of comedy going to get stale? Is it going to be so offensive that it becomes uninteresting or so niche that I don't have an audience anymore? But it keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger, where roasting now is a movement. These roasts are on in India, in Mexico.

In Boston where community policing is so important, they don't necessarily have to like each other, but they know each other. The cops in Boston make it their business to get out of their vehicles, to engage the public, to walk around the neighborhoods. They live in the community that they police. And I think these things help.

Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill?

I would vote for you for President but I'm against big government.

I've always liked cops, as much as you can like a group of people, you know? Sure, I've been hassled, but I'm a white dude - privileged.

Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and face.