Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!

Prepared and fast foods have given us the time and freedom to see cooking as an art form - a form of creative expression.

How can people say they don't eat eggplant when God loves the color and the French love the name? I don't under'stand.

I'm so hungry, comrade! It has been days since we ate those two raccoons!' 'I know comrade. I'm even beginning to wish we had some of your homemade quiche!' 'Oh comrade! Do you mean it?' 'Hey--Hey! None of that! If you ever tell anyone I said that, I'll deny it!

Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!

Most seafoods should be simply threatened with heat and then celebrated with joy.

The squid is so cooperative. Its body forms a tube that can be stuffed with marvelous fillings. You don't have to be Greek to enjoy this one.