In most betting shops you will see three windows marked 'Bet Here', but only one window with the legend 'Pay Out'.

In most betting shops you will see three windows marked 'Bet Here', but only one window with the legend 'Pay Out'.

There's nothing undignified about lying about all day and being waited on by servants, sipping bloody champagne.

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

Although I have to admit I have despised a couple of people simply because they have never had a job in their lives.

My misdeeds are accidental happenings and merely the result of having been in the wrong bar or bed at the wrong time, say most days between midday and midnight.

I was under the care of a couple of medical students who couldn't diagnose a decapitation.