[Congress] can just make [Mitt] Romney president. And we'd be like, "All right, fine."

I don't want to have kids and so I am not going to have kids. People who want kids are going to have kids. I'm doing what I want to do and people who want kids are doing what they want to do. What about this scenario makes me selfish?

I think Twitter is kind of boring, to be honest. To me, it's not even real life.

A lot of times that I'm single is not for a lack of anyone being interested; it's me.

They asked us to draw pictures of what we thought men and women look like naked and so I was like, "Get away, I'm doing my weird homework, drawing a naked man and woman." And I can't even draw. That's all I remember. I have no memory.

Testosterone makes you completely out of control, but that's okay.

[Yoga] never calms me. Ever. But it certainly helps me prevent something.