What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage.

I'm not anxious, I'm high-strung. I just decided that's the difference for me.

[The first] week [of the year] is great because my special is coming out but it's also my least favorite week because everyone else is on hyperdrive. They're like, "Let's do it! We're doing our goals!" Everyone is bothering me and there's so much hyper-intensity going on and I'm like, "It's winter, you guys. It's hibernating time."

My joke is a picture of David Bowie on his balcony in the '70s in a suit in Paris, and unless that's you, I'm not interested. There are very few aesthetic types that I have, and people who look like that are not always necessarily good for me.

It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids.

I don't even think people really understand how you can get pregnant or when you get pregnant. I still have questions about that.

I don't have that addictive, "What's going on?" feeling anymore, thank god.