Whatever my life looks like, I want it to be real and big and full. I want when, if I get hit by a car, I want to know that I have deep and real friendships, people to visit me in the hospital.

I don't even think people really understand how you can get pregnant or when you get pregnant. I still have questions about that.

I did buy a new piece of furniture so it's like, "Oh, that's something new." But generally my goals are made in the fall.

There's something grand and revolutionary still about [women] traveling alone. There are some parts of the world where you can't.

At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family.

[Twitter] certainly doesn't hurt me. I'm not in any pain over any of the things I see. I'm just more disappointed.

My mother was like, "What did they teach you?", and I had never talked about that [sex-ed] so I freaked out.