I stay on [Twitter] because I deserve to.

Let's say I was like, "I'm going to write a book this year," which I'm not. Let's just say that was it. Then it would be for the joy of writing it. It wouldn't be like, "And it's going to be No. 1 and I'm going to get rich and go on a book tour and own a library." I don't know the difference between doing what I normally do and making a resolution. And if it doesn't happen, then I'm going to be miserable.

That's the same thing that is making me like George W. Bush. "He was nice. I know he was nice. He didn't know what he was doing but he was nice."

I don't do jokes about elections so that's probably why it went okay for me, except for the crazy people that are hate-crime people.

I just try to live a moderate life of always checking and trying to be the best person I can be and I'm in therapy and am always working on something.

I actually really do meditation and then I spend my morning reading.

I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I was an idiot trying to push this guy to get married when I wasn't even sure if I wanted to.