For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps purchased.
Jen LancasterFletch then kisses me on the forehead before opening the cabinet under the coffeemaker to grab placemats and napkins. Retrieving these items is his job because I kind of don't like to bend. I also refuse to carry anything heavier than my purse.
Jen LancasterI'm such a fangirl when it comes to other writers. I read 250 books a year, and I'm always talking up books by other authors.
Jen LancasterWhen did the cell phone become a license to be rude? And why must I be subjected to your personal conversations?
Jen Lancaster