It's okay if you can't see what you're doing, cuz even when your eyes are open, you can't see what you're doing.

I don't recommend washing your face. Because you might drown.

You are constantly changing & evolving through your experiences, how you interpret your experiences, and how you choose to do things in the future based on those experiences.

You've already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you're drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves someone who's so red in the face. Are you embarrassed? No, I'm just excited to be here. I'm normal, I swear. Do you want my phone number?

So you don't have time for concealer, you have time for powder for when you start crying later about how some boy doesn't like you.

The single greatest gift you could ever give the world is to be exactly who you are.

As weird and awful and terrible as it may seem to be yourself sometimes, it will always reward you.