So you don't have time for concealer, you have time for powder for when you start crying later about how some boy doesn't like you.

It's okay if you can't see what you're doing, cuz even when your eyes are open, you can't see what you're doing.

I don't recommend washing your face. Because you might drown.

Make it look like your skin is not so angry at you for your bad life choices.

If you want to be like someone, there's nothing stopping you from modeling yourself after someone else. You don't have to BE them - that's not your job in life. Your job in life is not to be someone else. You just want to be as good at being you as that person is at being them.

There’s no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.

If you have something floating in your drink, then you know you're ready. Seriously, what's in my drink? Aliens. Still gonna drink it.