If you can't move your brush good, just move your face.

If you have something floating in your drink, then you know you're ready. Seriously, what's in my drink? Aliens. Still gonna drink it.

There’s no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.

The single greatest gift you could ever give the world is to be exactly who you are.

If you want to be like someone, there's nothing stopping you from modeling yourself after someone else. You don't have to BE them - that's not your job in life. Your job in life is not to be someone else. You just want to be as good at being you as that person is at being them.

As weird and awful and terrible as it may seem to be yourself sometimes, it will always reward you.

Make your face not look like your face by piling on like the heaviest makeup you can find and do it with some kind of brush that won't judge you.