You are the most rare & majestic you there ever was and ever will be.

It's okay if you can't see what you're doing, cuz even when your eyes are open, you can't see what you're doing.

As weird and awful and terrible as it may seem to be yourself sometimes, it will always reward you.

In order to find out who you are, you will, at some point, have to feel really isolated, left out, different.

I don't recommend washing your face. Because you might drown.

If you want to be like someone, there's nothing stopping you from modeling yourself after someone else. You don't have to BE them - that's not your job in life. Your job in life is not to be someone else. You just want to be as good at being you as that person is at being them.

You've already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you're drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves someone who's so red in the face. Are you embarrassed? No, I'm just excited to be here. I'm normal, I swear. Do you want my phone number?