Don't ever, ever, ever give up, because you're here for a reason, even if it's just to laugh at cats on the internet.

As weird and awful and terrible as it may seem to be yourself sometimes, it will always reward you.

You become yourself, every single day of your life, through your choices and how you think.

When I'm feeling sad, or lonely, and I don't know what I'm doing and I don't know where I'm going, I imagine the Cool Awesome Future Version of Myself just telling my present self, "It's okay. You just gotta grab that giraffe by the ears and ride it on out."

So you don't have time for concealer, you have time for powder for when you start crying later about how some boy doesn't like you.

Make your face not look like your face by piling on like the heaviest makeup you can find and do it with some kind of brush that won't judge you.

If you have something floating in your drink, then you know you're ready. Seriously, what's in my drink? Aliens. Still gonna drink it.