A man's ability to haggle is never a turn-on. The only thing less romantic than how much you paid is how much you saved. The last thing we want to hear is how you talked the jeweler down on our new earrings.

When it's going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it's not, it feels like all your toes are being pulled off one by one.

Sexual awareness is part of growing up. When you're growing up, you can't get away from sex.

I have been able to sniff out a phony.

Sometimes, you have no idea why something works and other times, you put so much work and effort into something and it just falls flat.

I read a script and I know immediately whether that role is for me or not.

I don't actually go on the Internet that much.