Very few people mate for life with the people they fall for at twelve. Doesn't mean is isn't real, doesn't mean it doesn't hurt, doesn't mean it doesn't matter, but basically, we're talking a practice swing in the big game of love.

There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.

Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.

I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then my mother asked my father who he was going down on at lunch.

His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.

Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.

Every species has a dinner date as part of courting ritual. A woman who won't let you pay for dinner is rejecting your courtship. She may think she's playing fair, or that she's being a feminist, but a very deep level, she knows that she's crossing you off her list of possibilities.