There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.

You know who you remind me of? The kid cop in Lethal Weapon 3. You know, the one who says, 'it's my twenty-first birthday today', and right away you know he's dead meat?

I'm Min's fairy godmother, Charm Boy,' Liza said, frowning down at him. 'And if you don't give her a happily ever after, I'm going to come back and beat you to death with a snow globe.' What happened to "bibbity bobbity boo"?' Cal asked Min. That was Disney, honey,' Min said. 'It wasn't a documentary.

Real life doesn't have to suck.

As far as I'm concerned the last good man went when Elvis died.

Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and I don't think we can come back from that.

It was a lot easier when we could just brand'em," Ben said. "Then everybody'd know not to mess with our womenfolk.