Christ, I'm in a Doris Day movie

Have you talked to North?" he said. "Yes," she said. "I asked him to get us cable." "I wish you weren't talking to him." "I'd talk to Satan to get cable," Andie said.

Part of being a writer is defending your vision and not caving in to outside pressures.

If you can look at somebody and say, 'I never loved you, you were a mistake,' that's one thing. But if you look at him and say, 'You were everything and I poisoned it because I wouldn't stand up for myself,' that's hard. That's too hard.

There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.

We're going to need a bigger dock

Real life doesn't have to suck.