I am driving an unfamiliar vehicle down a narrow road I've never seen before. Do you really want to be pissing me off right now?
Jennifer RardinThe padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit!
Jennifer RardinI described the pyramid we'd found and waited for him to jump on the bandwagon. Unfortunately he's afraid of wagons. And bands.
Jennifer RardinCassandra,โ he said, โI hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country.
Jennifer RardinThere you go. Use your granddaughter to pick up women. That'll get you points in heaven.
Jennifer RardinThe white-haired wonder leading what had to, by now, be a blocks-long parade must've finally turned on her hearing aid. Because she finally pulled into the United Methodist Church parking lot, praise God, leaving the rest of us free to party until some other octogenarian found it necessary to take to the streets after dark. In Ohio, old folks know better than to drive at night. Yet another reason Cleveland rocks.
Jennifer Rardin