I've always felt myself to be an outsider. I've always felt awkward.

It would be unforgivable to use the role I have, such as it is, to inflict my incoherent, half-baked view of the world on people. That would be illegitimate and unacceptable and I should be fired.

I have not a clue why they sent it to me. As far as I know I have not got a reputation as a receiver of stolen goods.

I got fed up of listening to bollocks

The defining problem of contemporary television is trust: Can you believe what you see on television, does television treat people fairly, is it healthy for society?

The promise of Western capitalism of ever rising rates of pay has turned out to be the cheque that bounced

I've spent my whole life being told I have a face like a horse. You are just what you are, aren't you?