I've always felt myself to be an outsider. I've always felt awkward.

Has there ever been a visitor to Ludlow who hasn't wished they lived there?

It would be unforgivable to use the role I have, such as it is, to inflict my incoherent, half-baked view of the world on people. That would be illegitimate and unacceptable and I should be fired.

Sharing holiday snaps on social media is an act of arrogant vanity.

The defining problem of contemporary television is trust: Can you believe what you see on television, does television treat people fairly, is it healthy for society?

The promise of Western capitalism of ever rising rates of pay has turned out to be the cheque that bounced

I have not a clue why they sent it to me. As far as I know I have not got a reputation as a receiver of stolen goods.