Has there ever been a visitor to Ludlow who hasn't wished they lived there?

I've always felt myself to be an outsider. I've always felt awkward.

It would be unforgivable to use the role I have, such as it is, to inflict my incoherent, half-baked view of the world on people. That would be illegitimate and unacceptable and I should be fired.

At last someone takes me seriously.

It seems to me that the way to remove people's cynicism is, when asked a straight question, to give a straight answer.

The promise of Western capitalism of ever rising rates of pay has turned out to be the cheque that bounced

I voted against Gerald Nabarro in my first general election, but my defiance made no difference. If you had put a Conservative rosette on a mustachioed hamster, it would have been elected.