The idea of a tax on the ownership of a television belongs in the 1950s. Why not tax people for owning a washing machine to fund the manufacture of Persil?

Sharing holiday snaps on social media is an act of arrogant vanity.

I've spent my whole life being told I have a face like a horse. You are just what you are, aren't you?

Television bosses should stop insulting the public's intelligence by assuming we are all idiots.

I find it odd that people take me seriously.

It's not just politicians. Any spokesman for a vested interest is well schooled in how to say what it is they wish to say, which may bear no relation at all to what you've asked them.

I've always felt myself to be an outsider. I've always felt awkward.