I've spent my whole life being told I have a face like a horse. You are just what you are, aren't you?

I have not a clue why they sent it to me. As far as I know I have not got a reputation as a receiver of stolen goods.

[Cycling] is easily the quickest way around central London, faster than bus, Tube or taxi. You can predict precisely how long every journey will take, regardless of traffic jams, Tube strikes or leaves on the line. It provides excellent exercise. It does not pollute the atmosphere. It does not clog up the streets.

The cure for cynicism is simply to engage honestly.

I've always felt myself to be an outsider. I've always felt awkward.

The idea of a tax on the ownership of a television belongs in the 1950s. Why not tax people for owning a washing machine to fund the manufacture of Persil?

At last someone takes me seriously.