I've spent my whole life being told I have a face like a horse. You are just what you are, aren't you?

Television bosses should stop insulting the public's intelligence by assuming we are all idiots.

Scepticism is a necessary and vital part of the journalist's toolkit. But when scepticism becomes cynicism it can close off thought and block the search for truth.

I've always felt myself to be an outsider. I've always felt awkward.

The defining problem of contemporary television is trust: Can you believe what you see on television, does television treat people fairly, is it healthy for society?

At last someone takes me seriously.

I voted against Gerald Nabarro in my first general election, but my defiance made no difference. If you had put a Conservative rosette on a mustachioed hamster, it would have been elected.