1lb beefstak, with 1pt bitter beer every 6 hours. 1 ten-mile walk every morning. 1 bed at 11 sharp every night. And don't stuff your head with things you don't understand.

I plodded conscientiously through the twenty-six letters, and the only malady I could conclude I had not got was housemaid's knee.

It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.

It is only the first baby that takes up the whole of a woman's time.Five or six do not require nearly so much attention as one.

There are many families where the whole interest of life is centered upon the dog.

Idling has always been my strong point.

Give an average baby a fair chance, and if it doesn't do something it oughtn't to a doctor should be called in at once.