Swearing relieves the feelings - that is what swearing does. I explained this to my aunt on one occasion, but it didn't answer with her. She said I had no business to have such feelings.

Give an average baby a fair chance, and if it doesn't do something it oughtn't to a doctor should be called in at once.

We are but the veriest, sorriest slaves of our stomach. Reach not after morality and righteousness, my friends; watch vigilantly your stomach, and diet it with care and judgment.

1lb beefstak, with 1pt bitter beer every 6 hours. 1 ten-mile walk every morning. 1 bed at 11 sharp every night. And don't stuff your head with things you don't understand.

What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.

Ambition is only vanity ennobled.

Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs.