Give an average baby a fair chance, and if it doesn't do something it oughtn't to a doctor should be called in at once.

It is well we cannot see into the future. There are few boys of fourteen who would not feel ashamed of themselves at forty.

It is only the first baby that takes up the whole of a woman's time.Five or six do not require nearly so much attention as one.

Five thousand people in one society might do something, but five thousand societies of one member each would be a holy trouble.

He is very imprudent, a dog; he never makes it his business to inquire whether you are in the right or the wrong, never asks whether you are rich or poor, silly or wise, sinner or saint. You are his pal. That is enough for him.

Conceit is the finest armour a man can wear.

It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form.