Hi, folks, I'm Jerry Gross. No, I'm not, I'm Jerry Coleman.
Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
The ballgame is over...in this inning.
Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".
Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.