You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.

Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.

Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".

The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.

Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.