On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.
They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other.
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!
Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.