The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.
The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.
All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.
The sky is so clear today you can see all the way to Missouri.
What a great hitch to pit!
Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.