The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.
Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.
Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable.
On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.
The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.
The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.