Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.
At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.