Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.
You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.
Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down.
Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable.
He can be lethal death.