We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!

That was like swatting June bugs off a fly.

You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.

A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

The big ballpark can do it all!

Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.

The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.