Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall.
Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.
Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.
I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.