On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.
Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.
And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.
George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.
The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there.