It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.
The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.
Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.
That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.
There's two heads to every coin.
On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.