Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.
I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.
The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.
Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.
When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.
The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.