It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.

Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.

Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.

Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.

You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.

The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.