A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he's on the level.
Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.
If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!
Childhood is the most beautiful of all life's seasons.
I shop like a bull - I charge everything!
Don't learn safety by accident.