I shop like a bull - I charge everything!
Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.
Don't learn safety by accident.
Children are for people who can't have dogs.
There's two to wash, two to dry; There's two who argue, two who cry; There's two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there's two to love!
A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he's on the level.