Donald Trump is finding out what I found out: when you run for office, you are not allowed to tell a joke.

Liberty is security. Freedom is security.

I view the United States, today, much like East Berlin. And I'm off the grid. I've tried for 20 years to warn the country about the Democrats and Republicans, and nobody's listening.

The Constitution guarantees us our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That's all. It doesn't guarantee our rights to charity.

The news used to be to report facts and allow you to make the decision.

We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it's not. We give a false portrayal of freedom. We're not free - if we were, we'd allow people their freedom.

A crime is a crime, regardless of what collar you wear.