Donald Trump is finding out what I found out: when you run for office, you are not allowed to tell a joke.

Well my question is if the federal courts don't have jurisdiction over a constitutional question then who the hell does?

The prohibition of drugs causes crime. You don't have to legalize, just decriminalize it.

How many elderly people you see have to leave the house they've had their whole life because their fixed income and their property taxes keep rising every year and they can't afford to stay there. And nobody gives a crap about it, and they're booted out, they have to leave their homes.

Marijuana makes the best bio-diesel fuel on the planet, so it can make you energy. It grows 15 feet a summer, so it's a renewable resource. It makes better paper than wood does. It makes clothing. Medical-wise, it's stopping seizures, it's working for post-traumatic stress, they're even finding that it's curing cancer in certain cases. I mean, this is a remarkable plant. Now, for those that smoke it recreationally, to feel good, what's wrong with that? That's mental health.

I'm a Slovak. And when I was growing up, I believed that I was Czechoslovakian because of what Russia did. They came in and took two separate countries - Slovakia and the Czech Republic - put them together as one.

Dusty Rhodes wouldn't win a body building contest for best abs, MacMahon, he'd win for MOST abs.