Donald Trump is finding out what I found out: when you run for office, you are not allowed to tell a joke.

I went out to testify in front of the Ways and Means Committee out in Congress on open free trade to China. Now, this would affect literally every Minnesotan in some way or another, if not all Americans in some way or another....The local media sent no one out to cover my testimony....Well, then a couple weeks later, I go out to do The Young and the Restless, the TV soap opera, and everybody sends crews. We had to move them into a room in three different sections or three shifts of them because there was so much media covering that.

I can't see any difference in government between Bush and Obama apart from the color of their skin.

I'm kind of like Che Guevera. I lead the revolution, but at some point I turn it over to someone else.

If you work for the federal government, the average salary is $7,000 higher than the private sector. Something's wrong with that, when you're making more money working for the government than you can working in the private sector.

Let's face it: WikiLeaks exists because the mainstream media haven't done their job.

The Mexican government understands that when you turn 65, your ability to earn money diminishes. They don't want you kicked out of your house that you've worked your whole life for, no matter what that house is.