Donald Trump is finding out what I found out: when you run for office, you are not allowed to tell a joke.

I like surfing in Mexico a whole lot better than sitting with people in Washington that I don't even like.

Seat belts come with a car so therefore you should be required to use them, but a helmet does not come with the bike.

My four years as governor, I never met with a lobbyist once, never. Not one lobbyist got in my office.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business.

If you ride in a group, then you're okay. Then the cars will respect you. But if you're riding alone, you get no respect out there from cars at all.

The war on drugs is identical to the prohibition of alcohol: all you're doing is making criminals rich and powerful.