The thing is, and Americans are starting to realize this now, that while street gangs are violent, the Democrats and Republicans are worse. They are worse because their decisions affect your life.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

I live by the golden rule: Treat others as you'd want them to treat you.

If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.

Jobs are created in the private sector. Not by the president or the government unless they're government jobs.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

Until you have hunted men, you haven’t hunted yet.