I also believe that government has no business telling us how we should live our lives. I think our lifestyle choices should be left up to us. What we do in our private lives is none of the government's business. That position rules out the Republican Party for me.

If you don't vote, then you may be leaving the decisions up to someone dumber than you.

It's convenient how everyone who supports waterboarding and torture, or "enhanced interrogation techniques" as they like to call it, have never experienced it themselves. Yet everyone who has, myself included, are firmly against it.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

You're lucky if I watch 10 minutes of wrestling a month. Most of the time, I channel surf, and I lose interest after a few minutes.

The prohibition of drugs causes crime. You don't have to legalize, just decriminalize it.

I have every right to know how my taxes are spent, how every single penny of it is spent. I have the right to know that.