You're lucky if I watch 10 minutes of wrestling a month. Most of the time, I channel surf, and I lose interest after a few minutes.

If you don't vote, then you may be leaving the decisions up to someone dumber than you.

I don't oppose hunting in any way, shape or form. If that's what you enjoy doing, you are free to do it.

When we build a public library, we don't have to pay to get in, but when we build a stadium, we have to pay the owner every time we go to a game.

Government's role should be only to keep the playing field level, and to work hand in hand with business on issues such as employment. But beyond this, to as great an extent as possible, it should get the hell out of the way.

Donald Trump is finding out what I found out: when you run for office, you are not allowed to tell a joke.

I live by the golden rule: Treat others as you'd want them to treat you.