I don't take PAC money. I don't take special interest money.

Whenever the government says, 'It's time to move on,' that means there's something they don't want you to know about.

As governor, there isn't a lot I can do beyond that to crack down on crime. Law enforcement is really a local issue. It's the cops' job to tighten down on criminals.

Democrats are so spineless, so afraid to go against the tide... but dissension is the greatest form of patriotism.

I want to try to become friends with Russia.

I love my country, not my government.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.